Huh, so 6 sentences and some copied tweets counts as a column? That’s some dynamite “journalism”.

Nobody at deadspin or any related website seems to have anything other than the most remedial understanding of finance, yet they continue to write articles about it as though they know what they’re talking about; the lemmings are usually too stupid to notice.

It’s the entire assumption here, it doesn’t need to be spelled out. Hamilton likes to play pretend economist/financial guru sometimes but anyone who knows anything can see right through him. Pay no mind.

This is not advanced financial jargon, you just know nothing about finance.

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

I have thought about this for a long time. And I have no answer.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

I swear the humor gene is connected up with the liberal gene. It really would explain why repubs are so lacking in and suspicious of humor.

Watching conservatives try to be funny is always painful. Why is that?

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Next time, do yourself and everyone favor and don’t say anything. K?

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

How is that the smart thing? It energizes Republicans to vote against her, even if it means voting for Trump (possibly resulting in Repubs controlling the House and Senate), all so she can appease the far left, which already decided she was a corporatist secret Republican.

The smart thing? No, it would be the cathartic thing. And the honest thing. But not the smart thing. Cudgels are pretty useless in politics, especially when the other party is a bunch of nihilists and they control the house. The smart thing is to convince enough GOP leaning voters to just stay home so that the Dems…

Of course it’s always been there (well, since 1964) - Hillary’s just trolling moderate Rs to try to get them to stay home in disgust at the current volume of the dogwhistles. If that takes a bit of flattering, eh, whatever.

That was the most Zlataniest performance ever, anonymous for the whole match except for the brilliant goal.

I don’t think anyone denies Crossfit is hard. It’s the fact that it’s dangerous and most of its practitioners are incredibly annoying.

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.