No you don't.

I was thinking Keister.

Kaidence? Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

There are a lot of parallels here with my husband's experience. He was in a major accident at about the same age, spent a long time coming back to life, and also developed a short-term drinking problem. Head injuries apparently make the injured very angry for a time, and drinking is one way to deal with it. And he,…

Gosh you guys, he was just playing! Doesn't everyone choke out their partners every now and then?

I would watch that.

I did read it, but that was right after having a baby and I do not remember shit from that time. I should re-read!

Based on my TV viewing, it seems like a lot of people are concerned about the appearance of scars. Am I the only one who is just cool with having them? I have a c-section scar, burns on one arm, various places where moles were removed, and a two-inch wide one that runs the length of my face. I guess since I've had the…

I KNEW baristas did that! What would be your estimation of someone whose regular order is a tall soy latte? I am kind of intimidated by all the syrup options.

Uh...did she say "a year in prison OR six months in jail"? I know prison and jail aren't the same, but still?

My kids are white, not mixed, but they also have mega curly hair: older boy has very dry, coarse, yet tight corkscrew curls; younger one has soft, fine corkscrew curls. I condition older boy's hair daily, and use a wide-tooth comb to break up knots (his hair dreads itself over the course of a day!). I wash his hair as…

I'm definitely too old to wear some of the things I do, and to dye my hair all of the colors. Fortunately, I'm also too old to give a shit.

Broken legs suck, no doubt, but are not the same as getting dead. Poor fact-checking here, Jez.

Yeah, it doesn't exactly...flow, does it.

The cost factor helped me to quit eight (!!) years ago. Cigarettes were up to $5 a pack, and that was too much for me. After twenty years of being a "total smoker," someone who my friends characterized as one who would NEVER quit, that was the one thing that worked. Smokes are now $10 a pack and holy shit am I glad I…

"Help me! My daughter isn't talented!"

My OB told me that the internal incision is much larger than the exterior. Was she mistaken?

Are you sure it wasn't just an ugly baby?

I seem to recall something about Henry VIII's prodigious man-cup, but I could be wrong. Anyway, he definitely didn't seem like the kind of dude who could tolerate an underling with a larger wang.

I've always wondered if the size of codpieces depended on status. Like what if a yeoman needed a bigger cup than the king??