You don't have to use a maxi, but it helps if he pees a lot. I didn't see any irritation - I mean, it's sheathed when not in use, right?

Greyhound? I have one too. I'm surprised you got a picture with his eyes open.

I just remembered - they're called Belly Bands :)

Yes, they do! I used to use them on my dog. I'm trying to remember what they were called...they weren't diapers exactly, they were ultra-padded pieces of fabric that went over the dingus and velcroed on the back.

And what, pray tell, could have been the happy ending he could have had in one episode? I can't figure out what that would be. If he returned for one episode, and Mary was in all of the eps, then...what? His absence would need to be explained somehow, and nothing I can think of is all that cheery.

Lindy! You like gjetost too? This makes me so happy for some reason. I've adored it for thirty years and it is damn hard to find. Whenever I run across some I practically cry knowing that soon I will be in sweet cheesy bliss.

I was not in a position to have a baby in my twenties. At all. Not financially or relationship-wise or anything else, so it wasn't a choice I could even make. So, good for you that you were able to have your kid on the timeline you wanted, but again, that's you.

Being a crunchy sort of parent, I have anti-vax types in my orbit. I've tried having rational discussions with them about this, but when the response to proven scientific fact is some tin-hat shit about conspiracies, well, there's not a lot you can say.

I don't have a lot of patience for someone who's 20-something and boasts about the hard work they did to bounce back. That's terrific, hon. Now try being 40 and doing the same. Because I assure you, I have worked my ass off - running 5ks, eating right, lifting weights - and yet, my ass has not actually been worked…

I used to be really smug about never getting hangovers. Then I got older and now I get them regardless of what I do the night before. Luckily, the things I did to prevent hangovers still work to lessen them. All I do is alternate alcoholic drinks with water, then upon arriving home, wash down a couple of aspirin with…

I was going to say, is anyone else as ugged out by Adam Driver as I am? but a quick look at the comments says probably not.

No, his nose hair is growing into his beard.

Question for non-US Jezzies. Here, if you choose not to get married (in most states) you're at a legal disadvantage. You aren't automatically next-of-kin to your partner, stuff like that. It gets even stickier if there are kids. But it seems like it doesn't work like that in Canada/Europe? People just do not seem as…

Same here. I drip. It is misery.

I don't read her any more either - since before the paywall, even - because I felt like I was watching someone who was genuinely disturbed.

Oh I remember that. The thing is, maybe it was a troll who called the cops...or maybe it was someone who was actually concerned. She can't tell the difference.

She lost me when she said women who formula feed should just cut their breasts off. O..kay lady, backing away slowly....

Ah yes, and TFB equated making a stupid fake status about being pregnant to being racist, sexist, able-ist, and I-don't-even-fucking-know-what-all-ist. When your ringleader is crazier than a cave's worth of batshit, what do you expect?

April Fools, eh?

It does kind of sound like a sad old-lady name in that combination.