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Can I just say how annoyed I am that these things are now synonymous with hipsters? I wear skinny jeans, porkpie or knit hats, and hornrims - and have done so since about, oh, 1992. I can't claim to be a proto-hipster or anything, since I am a mom type, but dammit, I refuse to give up my favorite accessories just

I have a two-year-old and a six-month-old, and life is way better with them. For what it's worth, I had them lateish (at age 35 and 37, respectively) and they came into a solid, happy marriage between two people who got to have fun times before having the kids. Sometimes I do think about the things I could do before

Maybe they shouldn't have had kids then. My kids are the most happy-making things in my life - no ennui here.

Don't fret too much. I never had an instant of morning sickness. It's not a given that you'll have it. The only times I felt ill at all was due to being hungry - an empty stomach will make you sick! I always ate something protein-y before bed and a decent breakfast right after getting up to solve that problem.

Good on Jada and Will. My parents tried their hardest to control how I looked, because they didn't want people to think their kid was weird. Well, guess what? Their kid IS weird, except now that I'm all grown up I can dye my hair fuschia if I want. And the same goes for my two kids - whatever they want to do with

When I was young and skinny, I thought of going up to the largest woman at the gym and telling her how inspiring she was. Now that I'm fat and still going to the gym, I'm really really glad I didn't.