So the Russians are committing to the worst figure skating in Olympic history, then?

There are people who don't like Azkaban? Weirdos!

Just finished the kindle version which I bought at Amazon (hey, an index/table of contents for the e-readers would be a welcome addition!).

Thanks for the front-page promotion of this, Annalee! I'm not one of the authors, but I know many of them and they totally deserve the shout-out (as do the editors and cover artist)! Just taking this opportunity to once again point out that Thursday Tales needs to be in the site drop-down menu! Like, yesterday.

Big pat on the back, guys. We should feel proud.

Why, fellow Niner EdificeComplex designed it! He did a great job, no?

@Drunk_Roseanne

having been vicariously traumatized by lindy's experience, i find comfort in both ... if i only had a piece of chocolate cake, i'd be good to go!

LOL 1 more glass of wine and I would almost be in- But I had some weird ass motherfucker harassing my parents because I had a BATHING SUIT picture on the internet. Just some weird, creepy stranger. Still don't know who he was. But the fact that my parents' house would get phone calls at 3 am telling them that I was a…

Best. Reflex. Ever. Like seriously. The sad thing is that they all think that they are George Carlin, and they're the funniest thing ever, and we're all being overly delicate flowers who "can't handle" their most awesome humor. *attempts to stop eyerolling before any permanent damage is done*

Seems to be claiming to be a gay dude. Which has me totally stumped. I kinda feel like a gay dude having any kind of opinion about vulva grooming is a bit like me having a REALLY STRONG opinion about what color they paint the curbs in Paris. I was there once (many years ago), I don't live there, I have ZERO plans to…

Exactly - when my olympic athlete coach was telling the story about getting body-shamed when she was standing in line for the restroom at a night club (a dude in the line for the guys was commenting on her height and muscular build and implying she was in the wrong line) - that's when it hit home for me.

LOL I DRUNK MESSAGED HIM ON FACEBOOK and called him ugly, without the iq to make up for it (fun fact: i don't know what he looks like but it's true if I say it is). "contacting your work for being such an awful rape apologist xoxo" or something like that.

Lindy, even though I feel like I know you, I am willing to reluctantly admit that I do not know you well enough to know if you'd prefer a "badass feminist lady kicking ass" gif or a "pile of warm fuzzy puppies" gif in the face of this onslaught of asshattery. So I present you with both:

My vag *is* like Narnia. It's buried behind a pile of furs.

Holy fucking shit, Lindy. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. Luckily, I doubt the men who made those comments are aware of the vagina's location, so if any of them actually tried to follow through on a rape threat, you'd have time to run away while they were all WHERE'S THE SEX HOLE?

he's probably like 11 and eagerly anticipating the day he gets to put it in a girl's belly button—that's where it goes, right?

This seems like a guy who might just have to say it to remind himself. "Is it at the end of her arm? Yeah, it's- NO! FUCK! That's the ELBOW! So close! RRRRGHHHH! [faps to Rob Liefeld comic]"