It's a pager like you get at a chain restaurant when you're waiting on a table.

A Nokia exec got a $103,600 speeding ticket in Finland in 2002.

Anyone who sees anything other than blue and black has a brain injury.

Because tornado sirens weren't always tornado sirens...

Picturing a car that uses sequential rear turn signals doesn't help advance your argument.

Colin Cowherd: A donkey

And, worst of all, their using one of our articles to try and convince people of the horror of buying a car from something other than an independent dealer franchise. The use of our article — and a number of others on the site — suggests that buying from a Tesla-owned car retailer will cause you to smash up your fancy…

Laughed out loud on a conference call at work. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Every aspect of the Murano convertible should die a horrible fiery death, including that up-kick over the new Maxima's rear fender.

We demand a GloZell-Goodell interview.

I'm just tossing out numbers, here but Jeep sells about 15,000 Wranglers per month. I'd estimate 65% of that is 4-door JKU sales. That would mean they sell about 5,000 2-door JKs per month. If Ford and GM got in that 2-door SUV space, they could expect to sell maybe 1,500-1,800 units per month.

I don't think the market would support Ford and GM jumping in that space (2-door-Wrangler-sized SUV). Ford doesn't either: there is no Bronco in their future product plan. There just aren't enough potential buyers to justify another product in that class.

Whoops. Double post.

10 year product cycles with minor upgrades throughout the cycle are normal.

Like this?

Shouldn't that be "Former Deadspin editor Clay Travis"?

3. NIKE does not use the word "Christmas" in its seasonal promotions.

Here's the guy that runs that site:

This was the November 12, 2014 Thunder at Celtics game. Durant didn't score 0; he was inactive.

Be sure to check out his Tim Tebow page.