Seth Rogen and James Franco should make a Scientology movie.

Michigan paid a search firm a quarter million to tell them to unload the armored truck at Jim Harbaugh's house? They could've gotten that same advice for free on Twitter weeks ago.

Geez. Her oldest kid can't be much younger than that.

I wish Deadspin would institute a policy of referring to all former Redskins players as Fore 'Skins.

The SEC network is just over two months old. The SEC has been dominating college football for the better part of a decade.

They play in the ACC. They've already played their two ranked opponents.

My God. He looks like a toy robot that just ran out of batteries.

"[T]he Raiders had their bye in Week 5"

UNSTAR

Geez, the only two purple teams in the league. That's a bad draw.

Mustang has been notoriously bad about this for the last twenty years. The most egregious were the 2001-2004 Mustang GT, 2007-2008 California Special with the appearance package, and the 2010 GT when equipped with the optional hood scoop.

No mention of the report that he was participating in a robbery and escaped by jumping from a third-floor balcony?

What's contradictory? Four best teams, period, regardless of conference. If the four best teams are in the Big 10, so be it.

The most exciting games aren't necessarily between the two best teams.

Any postseason format that accepts the #10 team but not the #2 team is a farce. You can't assume all conferences are equal. They simply aren't.

I can't?

Boise State didn't win the MWC in 2011; TCU did. #10 Wisconsin was the next-highest ranked conference champ.

Who would have been in a four-team conference-champions-only playoff after the 2011 season? The top-ranked conference champs were #1 LSU, #3 Oklahoma State, #5 Oregon, and #10 Wisconsin.

Making new users wait two weeks to post HTML or media was a better idea.

When did we rule out the notion that Stewart "hit the gas" to steer the car away from Ward? Seems to me that sprint cars are controlled by throttle as much or moreso than by the steering wheel.