Nick Saban is in the top 16% of longest-tenured FBS head coaches. Only 20 of the 125 have been in their current role longer than Nick Saban. On average, FCS coaches have been at their current job less than 5 years, and he's (reportedly) turned down offers from colleges and NFL teams every offseason since his arrival…

Samford beat Georgia State, and Southern Utah beat South Alabama

He could've emailed it to the paper's newsdesk.

Or a mobile multimedia messaging system...

Huh? They do have it. They just don't know what to do with it.

Whose idea was it to take a photo of a photo on a cell phone?

Also Jean Girard.

Sometimes even that's not enough. -Vince Young

Do they have to go to class to be eligible to play football? It's part of the job. I'm not saying they should get paid; I'm saying the cost of a scholarship doesn't begin to cover the time, skill, and risk required to play big time football.

$7/hour x 80 hours/week x 50 weeks/year = $28,000.

Premier college athletes spend upwards of 80 hours per week in class, studying, practicing, working out, playing in games. Minimum wage ~ $7. $7/ hour, 80 hours/ week = $28K/ year.

That's less than minimum wage. Sure, seems fair.

Clearly you haven't.

Aron Jóhannsson was born in Alabama to parents from a country that spawned an incest prevention app.

Two strikes, CBS News.

Maybe I missed something, but is this the plan?

What's the difference between Performance-Enhancing Drugs and Performance-Enhancing Devices? Do the Baseball Writers endorse vintage cheating but not modern-day cheating?

Plymouth Prowler with a turbo? I know it was a niche car to begin with and that its engine bay couldn't easily accommodate a V8, but I think a little boost would've made a big difference in the perception of that car.

The Free Press is a dying business headquartered in a dead city. I doubt OS upgrades are in the budget.

Where the Hornets' 2013-2014 season will end.