So was the 2012 Academic All-American of the Year and the winner of the Academic Heisman.

Winner

She tests the upper limits of the Barney Stinson scale.

He's already been at four colleges in four years (Utah, Texas A&M, South Plains JC, Ole Miss). Would 5 be a new record?

I know people who majored in Dance; why can't students major in Football? Isn't the purpose of college to train for a career?

What are the red lines behind the head supposed to be? Is it flying? Is someone playing soccer with a severed head?

The A and the S look like they're a different font because they don't have points on the side, and the Patriot's head seems like it's about half the size it should be.

• Keys to a brand-new Hummer registered to Hernandez.

I dig the wheels, but that's it. This car is ugly.

So uncharacteristic for a New York team to make a questionable personnel decision.

Because New Orleans finished 24th in points per game last season, the team saw no reason to include baskets in the new court design.

Vandy is a Top 25 team.

Mescudi...is better known as...Kid Cudi.

They *NOW* have herpes.

I'd advise him to plead guilty to fun and serve two years with the Chiefs.

But there are many, many reasons we need to be stay away from this theory in this case for now. As the Los Angeles Times notes, law enforcement officials are "weeks away" from determining the exact cause of Hastings' death, including what happened to the car and how fast it was going.

Prancercizer

Why are local newscasts broadcast live? I understand the occasional need for a live report (not about strawberries), but I don't know why the whole thing is live.

He'll be fine as long as his cellmate's not a Packer.