Mr. Potato Head called...

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Why even let humans call balls and strikes? Same thing with field goals/extra points. Those aren't judgment calls, and the wrong call have have a huge impact on the outcome of the game. Automate what can be automated.

If this was CSI, it would have been from a one-off like the SVT Lightning Rod Concept.

MS FrontPage FTW!

Jeep. Wrangler is one of few vehicles on the market that has a real personality, but Build Your Own Wrangler is less exciting than Design Your Own Wrangler Jeans.

Looks like a toilet seat.

Of the inmates of the Shelby County jail booked on February 20, I'd say Billy Joe Bryant is your best bet. His charges include Reckless Endangerment, Resisting Arrest, Failure to Stop at a Stop Sign, Failure or Refusal to Display Insurance, Improper Passing, Traffic Violation (x2), Reckless Driving, and Fleeing or…

"Al Davis is fine."

The week starts with this and ends with a Justin Bieber movie. In 3D. The end truly is nigh.