Agreed! Your friends won't hold it against you if you keep a real perspective like LW#1 did. Honestly, most poor people wish things were more equal, they don't want to take away money from you unless you're over the top.

Calling the patent office. I'm gonna be rich!

Pfft, maybe they would be if the Aurora one magically changed from blue to pink.

I'm with this. A vagina can pass a baby skull out of it, so okay, but an ass? Well, I guess practice makes perfect.

My religion is actually all about contraceptives. Instead of giving out Bibles, I hand them out. I am feeling very treaded upon.

As someone with an uber Catholic family, I kind of see it, but then again, they wouldn't be satisfied unless Beyonce only sang Christian songs.

See I played that too, but I never included the "Shame" part to my knowledge (although my memory is not great). It seems racist now. There was also a teacher one.

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I just love them because they're adorable. And the phrases are just hilarious for no real reason.

Don't lend anyone feminine products.

I'm assuming pick up your ducks after you've shot them. Like a dog. You train a dog to do this.

Huh, I do put my hand on my stomach and rub it if I'm pretending to be pregnant. I have a weird life don't judge.

I've heard the "you go to college to meet a husband" from my aunt who's my mom's age (although my mom had me in her late 30s, still, not that long ago).

Really? The whole "I was so cute, child molesters must've been intimidated by me!"

Yeah, much more of a kids can be little shits than a particular gender.

Making fun of how names may be spelled is not as bad as making a joke about a disease 33.4 million people live with and 25 million people have died from (many horribly).

I think this joke was not tasteful, but I find it about 140 times more acceptable than Aziz Ansari's pedophilia jokes on his latest special on Netflix.

I thought that too at first, but then my second thought (perhaps biased because I think of the state often) was that he was trying to clarify if the original tweet was referring to the word lasagna or the word Louisiana (where many African-Americans live).

Gym wasn't gender segregated for me (although it was for my mom), but all my weekend sports were when I was very little. Which was ridiculously silly, because we didn't even know the rules for soccer at the time.

Haha, no. Obviously you were never fat as a child.