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I just love them because they're adorable. And the phrases are just hilarious for no real reason.

Don't lend anyone feminine products.

I'm assuming pick up your ducks after you've shot them. Like a dog. You train a dog to do this.

Huh, I do put my hand on my stomach and rub it if I'm pretending to be pregnant. I have a weird life don't judge.

I've heard the "you go to college to meet a husband" from my aunt who's my mom's age (although my mom had me in her late 30s, still, not that long ago).

Really? The whole "I was so cute, child molesters must've been intimidated by me!"

Yeah, much more of a kids can be little shits than a particular gender.

Making fun of how names may be spelled is not as bad as making a joke about a disease 33.4 million people live with and 25 million people have died from (many horribly).

I think this joke was not tasteful, but I find it about 140 times more acceptable than Aziz Ansari's pedophilia jokes on his latest special on Netflix.

I thought that too at first, but then my second thought (perhaps biased because I think of the state often) was that he was trying to clarify if the original tweet was referring to the word lasagna or the word Louisiana (where many African-Americans live).

Gym wasn't gender segregated for me (although it was for my mom), but all my weekend sports were when I was very little. Which was ridiculously silly, because we didn't even know the rules for soccer at the time.

Haha, no. Obviously you were never fat as a child.

Really? I mean it's not a direct, "I like your X" then "Oh really? I love your Y!" But it tends to open up a compliment communication gateway. As in, they were nice to me previously, they won't find it weird if I compliment them.

I tried to watch it, and I couldn't bare it. And I love cheesy rom coms.

False equivalency there. These calendars have nothing to do with religion or a lack there of.

I feel a little bad, but I also don't find the owner blameless. You can stock the kind of calendars you want if you truly are a small business and own your own store.

The lighting didn't capture it the way they wanted.

To me, those colors look almost completely identical.

Very well said. This article just made me feel bad for her.