You can get them put in at some beauty parlors. Admittedly, I have never done this, but I say it's totally worth a shot.

Why don't you just get rich? All rich men, regardless of appearance, can get a lady. Rich women? Forgettaboutit.

Well on the bright side, I'm sure this will one day be turned into a wacky k-drama à la Coffee Prince or You're Beautiful.

It is significantly more likely because it is not physically impossible. However, it is very close to physically impossible at a 0.02% rate (that's an actual statistic, not like your "oh hey, I see tons of fat girls with guys!"). But I'm done with this talk. That man wasn't being chivalrous, he was experience an…

My cats are my children, of course I love my children more than spouse.

I will not use my own words, but another's, to convey why it is more difficult to be a fat woman than a short man:

No, no, no, I cannot let this go. Height is a problem for men, but it is no where NEAR the problem weight is for women (and to be fair, the first person to point this out to me was a short man).

Thank you. This guy really pisses me off. He reminds me of Pygmalion (super sexist Greek myth, not awesome Shaw play). It's like, "I'm not advanced enough as a human being to accept others flaws and all, are you this imaginary person I've invented in my head? P.S. You will never be as good as Zoe!!!"

I know, right? Another problem: the majority of Japan finds that stuff just as dorky as we do.

Now this is a bit of stereotyping, but you know the whole Great Gatsby thing of getting a lot of money to get women thing? I figure that still plays a prominent role in our culture, that men don't achieve money as an ends, but as a means to an ends, those ends being ladies.

Is it wrong that the thing that bothered me the most about this was, "We plan to move to Japan someday and raise our kids in the suburbs of Tokyo." UH, GREAT UNDERSTANDING OF JAPAN THERE, KIDDO. I had a Japanese history professor, who spoke Japanese fluently, married a Japanese woman, and still moved back to the…

I see they have 100% whole wheat bagel thins these days too. Well played.

I'm a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine at night kind of girl.

Aside: Bagels are often the worst. I used to always count calories, and one plain bagel (no topings, no everything bagel, no asiago cheese on top, nada) would be 300 calories at least. And then they have those bagel thins that are "only 100 calories." I'm like, "You know I can buy bread that is 45 calories a slice and…

Good times in Chicago.

I recommend this website to anyone who does not want to be sexy for Halloween:

Hmm, that's a good point and pretty true for my friends as well, I guess I just never thought about it because the majority of my male friends are female friend's boyfriends or work colleagues, so I couldn't really draw a conclusion from such a small sample size, so to speak.

Side note about letter 1—

Dude, I love the word too, but chill. (Chill is my favorite word).