Putin: You know what they say, comrade, a leopard can't change his spots.

Mike Vick's trash talk was much more pointed during his Falcons days.

Those night tables are bolted to the ground, an impenetrable barrier to the beds being pushed together.

YEAST MODE!

By "Premium Can Beer" they're just talking about Blue Moon, right?

Eh I dunno Sean - you're missing some context. These guys are Buffalo sportswriters. I don't think they care as much about what Marshawn did this week as how his stint with the Bills went and ended. This just gives them an excuse to vent. They may be racist, but they're talking about this b/c there's not much else…

I love how any criticism about the attitude or behavior of a black athlete is automatically dismissed as racism. Keep contributing to the moral decay of the country, Sean.

She smells bullshit

• Please sit to use the toilet

Orange States, Ranked

Composed by the one and only, John Tesh.

Finally, VD is getting some medical attention.

Shouldn't Stewart be sporting the "C" on his jersey?

You can get a facial …

When you have cable, you spend a lot of time watching TV indoors on rainy days.

Can Al Michaels take Tim Tebow to the Super Bowl?

No?

On the other hand, Robert Swift knows he lost. No word on Stromile's status.

I guess even security doesn't want to tackle in the Pro Bowl.

If Fox could get all of these guys in the room to watch Fox Sports One, it would get its highest ratings.

This article doesn't have enough adjectives in it. You need things like 'scary', 'terrifying' and 'dangerous' to fulfill the necessary Gawker requirements for posting about projectile weapons.