He is retired. Unlikely that he holds an active license.

Perry Carter must have a serious thing for Buffalo wings.

You win everything.

lol, the columnist/fanboy on here who told us about how incredible the Pac-12 would be in those ridiculous season previews. This is quite the dent.

Maddon apparently had Top Gun-themed pajamas. What an awesome manager.

Yikes.

Miss Breakfast

Imagine explaining The Shield and the Wyatts to the guy on the left.

When Cam wakes up tomorrow, methinks his life will be forever changed. What a great personality.

Jimmie said in an interview right before the race that 90% of racing at Daytona and Talladega is looking in your window. Unfortunately, that means that when terrifying shit like this happens, you see every bit of it unfolding in real time, if you’re out on that track.

I’m not shocked this worked, and I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

13 years old, holy shit. Rest in peace, young one.

I prefer DC to Marvel in nearly every way imaginable, but I spend absurd amounts of time on Marvel Unlimited. It is an incredible service.

PR Balrog vs. Infiltration, EVO 2013 SS4.

Mike Emrick, playoff version, is without equal.

In the pre-fight interviews, it was Reggie fucking Miller. I’m surprised Kellerman kept it together, I would have been laughing my tits off.

Megyn Kelly gave Dick Cheney the most unpleasant interview of his career, on any network.

Callie, you are all kinds of hero.

In which he will ultimately blame Jose Mourinho.

I remember that back from the glory days of Attack of the Show.