Dodge drivers are already the most obnoxious people on the planet. Doesn’t matter what type of vehicle - ram, charger, challenger, they’re all exclusively driven by shrimp-dick wannabe tough guys. Every time you see a lifted, coal-rolling pickup swerving between lanes erratically, it’s a dodge. Every time someone revs…

If it were me, I would be looking to the righteous guidance of the Chevy 454 SS, a street machine truck that looked low and mean and didn’t mess around with much else.

The rear looks exactly like a 2007 Mercedes S Class with one of those body kits you get on eBay:

If you’ve been on Jalopnik for a long time, you may know (from my screen name duh) that I am a proud Evo VIII owner. I may have even posited, in the past in some Mitsu related post, that I worked for the company for a time. This post warms my cold, iron blocked heart.

This is all I ever think about when I think of the Delcia in those colors and it’s not a bad thing.

I disagree. Delicas are perfection, and they are also much sportier than their dopey appearance lend.

Guy I work with used to have an EVO which he alternated between making faster and blowing up. When he sold it I asked him if he was happy or sad about it and his response was “yes”

This is the last straw.

My 2004 Endeavor has one.I opened it when I first bought it and said ohh cool.  4 years later I tried to open it a 2nd time because I forgot it was there and it doesnt work now and I don’t care.

related: that wiper radius is a joke

So that’s where all the auto jobs went.

I’m still stuck on “China, Michigan”...

This is the face he kept seeing:

Damn.  Looks like a Dutch tulip farm.

V4 Lancia Fulvia.

Abarth

Every cosworth 4cyl from Ford or Mercedes, Ken Block’s millington engine in his Mk2 escort, basically every rally car, BMW s14 and m12....

Just like the electric scooters, it was the result of bicycle sharing platforms/apps going bust. But China being China, it failed on a way much bigger scale involving many competing companies and tens of millions of bicycles.

I have to admit I was kinda hoping that Jason would find that the grille, door handles, and headlights/taillights were just decals. Nice to see that it’s close to as-advertised though!

‘Warning People in 2010 that Mark Zuckerburg and Julian Assange will both emerge as right wing mouthpieces and enablers’ has been steadily climbing on my ‘to do’ list if I’m somehow sent back in time.