Oh FOR SURE! On LinkedIn, everybody’s photo is at least eight years and two kids out of date.

Did you need to get David Tracy’s permission to model his front yard?  You should have waited until you had more Jeep models to decrepitize. 

What they do is they break in, either by busting a window or on some cars they can actually remove the windows from the outside, then get the cars into neutral, then push them away where they can replace the ecm and start it up. That’s why the reflector was broken when pushing it away with another vehicle. Check out…

Agree! GM should be recognized for going above and beyond for this. These are not easy things to spit out in 11 days. As an American I’m rarely proud of our auto industry - but I’m pretty proud of what GM and Ford both are doing right now. I hope that they are able to produce enough to not only help us first, but also…

You’re all welcome. Very beautiful masks will come out this plant. Barra is one classy babe. A fantastic dame among broads. 

I hope enough people learn the truth of what was going on because when this is over those misconceptions can hang over GM like a black cloud and affect their image and sales for years to come, and whatever anyone thinks about GM they have to agree that would be very unfair.

I appreciate that in every story, Patrick always comes off sounding like J Jonah Jameson. 

Ryan, Patrick, Elizabeth, Alanis, Stef (among others)...now Kristen. If Raph, Andrew, David, Justin, Tom, Bradley, Jason, Ballaban part ways...I don’t know. I don’t know if it will “feel” like Jalopnik anymore. I’m not trying to throw shade on the other members of the Jalopnik staff, but I realized something over the…

Slept thru my platoon live firing Mortars once. It was a long week

Mack was one of the best writers to work for Jalopnik, don’t fuckin’ @ me.

Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness.

Business Insider is getting Fancy. Good, they could use the upgrade; they have some clickbait articles there and could use some proper writing for a change. Bad for Jalopnik and the rest of us. Damn sorry to see K. Lee go; I’ve lurked on Jalop for a long time, at least a decade and K. Lee is one of the good ones. Hate…

Uh, it was a collection of short stories by Flannery O’Connor.

I mean, it’s not just the women leaving, everyone is on their way out from the whole dang company these days

A thought occurs, because I have nothing to do in lockdown. What if you had Travolta playing Cage playing Antle? Is it genius?

Nah, has to be John Travolta for Doc Antle. They’re so similar I feel like he’d barely have to act. 

I want to see a movie adaptation. Aidy Bryant plays Carol Baskin, David Cross plays Doc Antle, and the real kicker?

the price of a Kandi Coco would be below $900.

You know who doesn’t have a Kandi Coco? Carol f*ckin’ Baskin.