That seems like a seriously risky way of blowing yourself up just to steal a few gallons of gas. Astounding.

I’m really glad I didn’t know it was Rick Perry last year. 

Who was this years?

You can take the trucker out of crank, but you can never take the crank out of truckers.

Pies on demand! What a fantastic legacy.

They didn’t even give the fucking State Department a heads up. They’re incredibly incompetent.

As someone who relies on antenna for cable, I actually didn't mind this show. Until they killed his fucking wife for truly no reason other than a plot point to make him... more brooding? Like wtf. The entire government already died! What more did they need! 

There is a funny but smart take on this theme. Secret Service hires a presidential doppelganger for an appearance (while the president is off having an affair). While this is happening, the real president has a stroke, and the doppelganger has to keep up the ruse. The twist: the First Lady hates her husband and falls…

well i mean its not like the first thing i do every day is soak a bunch of pipes lol. its really easy to conserve it by just putting up with resed up pipes or pivoting to joints

They’ve been making them for the Mexico market for decades

Thanks man! This one was fun to write. It’s always great when you find out some mundane thing has an interesting history and then you get to share it with people.

These saved my life in 1990. A drunk driver trying to make an offramp sent me into them at ~50mph in a flimsy Rabbit GTI. It was the ONE time in my life I was driving without a seatbelt. We were all seriously bruised up but fine.

I’m actually feeling sympathy for a car salesman right now... huh... the situation is worse than I thought.

People hoard money in times of uncertainty. The market for the second most expensive thing that most Americans usually buy will probably hit extremely hard for the next few months.  

I just watched “What Men Want” which is somehow 10 times worse.

I’ve always wondered why While You Were Sleeping has never had quite the same resonance as My Big Fat Greek Wedding if only because it also plays heavily on the family tropes.

While I admire the work, the first Bronco looks like it was made by West Coast Customs for “Pimp My Ride”.

In case anyone was wondering what his old Bronco build looked like:

Thank you. The subwoofer just brings the whole thing down a couple of notches. I would put Kick me letters on the mesh to try to irony it out.

Ok, no matter what we think, this guy will win the “what would you do with a Bollinger Chassis” contest we did yesterday.  Mad fabrication skills.