Yeah, but I’ve never seen a horse do this:

Damn, came to post this!

You better believe I had one of these growing up. Fuck yeah, ‘90s!

Guys. Guys, hey, guys. I have an idea.

Forgot to mention, I just went in head first all of those times. I guess technically I’ve never parallel parked in the real world.

Yes, of course, real world data is meaningless. Let’s just base all of our decisions on hypotheses.

On a beach in Florida

I think I’ve had to parallel park maybe 5 times in my entire life.

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same person, Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Not all that exciting, but fairly entertaining.

Try clicking it.

They can.

It’s different state-by-state and county-by-county. Here, you’re thrown in population immediately, and it takes a lot longer to be released from population than from holding. In my state all of the information regarding the arrest, including your mugshot is made publicly available, and so even if it is expunged, there…

Which time?

Yeah, remove it from one site and then just post it on another.

An inline-six making ~350 HP and electric motors adding another 100 to 200 or so? Oh damn, yes please.

Not a chance.

Fair enough.

Yeah, see, when you get arrested, they don’t just take you back to the station and then send you on your merry way. They search you, strip you, and lock you in a cage with a bunch of other people who are in there for god knows what. If someone starts the process of bailing you out before they even take your…

Yeah, the C3 was really a dinosaur by the time it was replaced. I think the shorter increments between generations will keep it evolving at a constant pace unless we get that mythical mid-engined ‘Vette with the C8.