Forget self-driving cars, I'd be stoked just to see this implemented in video games.

Look, I don't go to 4chan for automotive content, and I sure as hell don't come to Jalopnik for the gore. Let's keep those worlds as far from each other as possible please.

Publix is just a damn good business. I'm always happy when I leave Publix, whereas I just want to bash my head against a Wal* after leaving a certain *mart.

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See, GM made an 'M3 killer' before there was even an M3! No, don't worry, I'll go stick my own head in the toilet...

Come on, that's not a real fight. I don't think it was staged, but they clearly weren't trying to hurt each other.

Needs moar T-top.

Been dipping into Torch's acid supply, huh?

Our local Fox affiliate had the anchors broadcasting from the track. Every bit of banter was about the cold, they were bundled up like there was a blizzard going on. Meanwhile it's like 70 degrees out here.

My metric for every NPOCP is 'How much Corvette will this buy me?' and in this case it's a lot more than an '82 Mustang's worth.

How is this not linear? or passive? You click play and watch the video. Am I missing something?

I imagine the Lambo would out handle the Veyron too.

My god they ALWAYS try to sell me light bulb lube!

And if you go chasing Beetles,

Two words:

I'm 25 so I don't know if I'm over the hill yet in Toyota's book. That being said, this shit is whack. The only reason to buy a Toyota is if you want a cheap, reliable transportation appliance. Putting decorations on it for a premium defeats the point entirely.

That's an absolutely incredible model. I do take issue with describing it as a "real," "working," "engine," though. Unless it's producing power via internal combustion, it is really none of those things. Again, I am thoroughly impressed by this model, but that's what it is, a model.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.