I think this could have been pulled off tastefully, but the hood, wheels, and front bumper ruin it for me.

Eh, what can I say? I like trumping highfalutin snobs at their own game. Gives me the rare chance to flex my vocabulary and wax poetic without feeling dirty afterwards. Fire with fire and all that.

And of course as Gang Starr once recounted "It's best to step back, and observe with couth, as we all must meet our moment of truth."

My dad knocked on my door and told me to stop watching porn about halfway through this video. I replied that I was watching racing videos and his response was that I wouldn't have been breathing so hard if I was only watching videos of cars.

You may have a keen sense of what constitutes an appreciable picture within your personal qualifications, but don't be so smart as to discredit mass enthrallment as beholden to the lowest common denominator. These works (especially as the series progresses) are precisely computed to embrace broad appeal, while…

I appreciate your attempt to distance the medium as an art form from less literary, investment return driven works. However, the terminology you use and the distinction implied therein are not only archaic, but utterly meaningless. In essence, the attempt to elevate any style of art above its surroundings is quite the…

Really? Because most major motion pictures are shot in the digital format these days. Almost all theaters use digital projection, anyway. Or were you just trying to be a snob, ignorant of whether the movie was shot on film or not?

I'd love the next 3 to be a prequel trilogy with a shared story-within-a-story framework. Image it opens on present day, in media res of events post Furious 7. Dom is narrating, telling the tale of how the 'family' came to be, leading up to the events of The Fast and The Furious. There would be a few cuts in each…

When did you guys get palm trees in Iowa? It's most definitely Florida.

This is almost definitely at The Compound in Palm Bay, FL.

Here's the thing, bud. If you're never going to drive either of these machines, then who cares what it feels like to drive them? If all you can do is stand on the sidelines and see which is faster, then isn't that the only metric that counts? No one stands in pit lane at the end of a race and says "Yeah, he beat me,…

Special editions you say? Jewelry you say? 0-60 in 2.5 seconds; You don't say?

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BURN! But seriously, how did they stack up when you drove them?

'98 Firebird on extreme summer tires (Firestone Firehawk Indy 500 Wide Ovals). Of course, I live in Florida, so... yeah...

This is just cops fishing for tickets. If I saw that guy stepping on and off the curb like that, I'm going to assume he's advertising something, not trying to cross the street. If they wrote 100 tickets for failure to yield, then they should have issued this guy as a pedestrian 100 jaywalking tickets. Fair is fair and…

My thoughts exactly.

This is the utter pinnacle of automotive design, and the best looking vehicle ever conceived. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

T-tops are the ultimate car roof solution. More fun than a hardtop, more secure than a ragtop, lighter than a convertible hardtop, more compact than a targa top, and just way damn cooler than a moonroof.

This is why I can't watch Overhaulin'. Chip Foose is a two tone and chrome obsessed lunatic. Why Chip, why? Why does EVERY SINGLE CAR you restore have to be two tone?

Oh, boo hoo. So your boyfriend cheated on you or broke up with you or whatever. How about not being a fucking pissy pants crybaby about it, and start basing your self-worth in your self instead of relying on whichever poor soul you've latched onto this month to boost your stupid ego.