No way Disney is letting Mickey, Donald, or any of their other core stable of classic cartoon characters participate in a game where you beat up your friends, no matter how cartoonish or kid-friendly the “violence.”

“makes me wonder if some stores have Xboxs set aside specifically for the financing option.”

In fact, so hopeless are your chances of defeating them in close combat, if you get caught by one you get just a single chance to stun it with a counterattack. If you fail, it’s an instant game over.

What has Chris Pratt said or done that makes him homophobic or an asshole? Don’t be such a sucker.  

nVidia has newer/better Tegra chips that could be dropped in to upgrade the graphics. If they simply gave the screen a bump to 1080P, and the chip had 30% more power, you could run most of the games at better than current framerates but also bump the res to 1080P. Or don’t bump the res, get everything to 60fps in both…

I think their idea wasn’t to truly mess with the files, but rather than making a fake file system, they’d make a fake DLC manager or something. So you go in and delete Wassername Expansion Pack from your DLC, or something like that. Basically the same thing, but fits with the console aesthetic more.

I hope it’s relevant to this absolute masterpiece.

• The Mask (1994)

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Wake me up when someone speedruns divorce. 

Hah.

Yeah, I don’t get the constant need to update the UI. For my money, Windows 7 was (hell, still is) the perfect interface. Everything works splendidly, things are easy to get to, you can customize it without having to install multiple 3rd-party programs, it’s very safe, very stable, and you don’t have stupid stuff…

(Sex)Box Game Pass?

Don’t worry, we only need to make sure people don’t find out itch.io’s URL and... oops.

Additional Snark: Pokemon itself exists just to sell shit, just like most of the cartoons from the 80s did (Transformers, GI Joe, etc.).

But how else will you know that you successfully took the screenshot you’re looking at?

So umm... do you have a day job? 

They absolutely are loot boxes. Maybe Pokemon Go’s implementation of loot boxes aren’t as predatory as other games, but fundamentally they are still loot boxes. The fact that you don’t “need” to buy them doesn’t stop them being lootboxes. That’s the same in a lot of F2P games where you can grind lootboxes through play.

I personally love the feeling of accomplishment that comes with killing a particularly hard Dark Souls boss or solving a late-game puzzle in The Witness.