Probably because a lot of people (judging from the comments each week at least), completely skip LiA because it is rarely funny or interesting, or because you need to regularly read it to get what is going on. 

Honestly if you replace "short" with "long" as needed this applies to 2/3 of Splinter articles. 

I’m 50/50 on Splinter being part of the Russian campaign to sow confusion for US elections and solely whoring for clicks while setting up additional “we told you everything is pointless!” click-whoring for if the democrats don’t make substantial progress from the midterms.

You’re purposefully putting on blinders and ignoring the inevitable conclusion to what you are saying. So we’ll start from the beginning and I’ll put asterisks around the parts you are refusing to acknowledge so you don’t miss it.

That is a reasonable complaint, although there are ways around it. You can fire from the hip by mashing fire without aiming (works for pistols at least, not sure for other guns), and if you release the aim button and repress it Arthur will load the next round automatically. I've found that to be incredibly useful,…

The only thing I have thought was annoying about the controls is the weapon/item wheel. Mainly that you need to hold one button to bring it up, tap a button to choose weapon/item/horse item, then hold the stick in a direction, then if you want to change item type you press a shoulder button to change the item in that…

Frustrating maybe, but definitely not broken. Yeah Arthur can’t turn on a dime from a full sprint like you can in AC but that is because people can’t actually do that, especially not when carrying 20-30 lbs of equipment (not including what is in the satchel).

If it isn’t him, it will be someone else. The money is good enough to draw in some nobody local anchor who took a civics course in college to take his place.

Sure, but I won’t necessarily fault them for not having a perfectly worded response when a kid was just murdered there. They need to get the information out ASAP.

Probably. If not for anything other than a post on here asking why the story isn't entirely focused on her. 

Yes you can

I’m confused by the title. Nothing in the post indicates that adults are “baffled” in the slightest. They seem to get what the skins are from, but have price concerns or are just old fashioned and want kids to wear more traditional or gender normative costumes.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had 3 to 5 accounts that were ungreyed specifically for starring his troll accounts. I’ve seen similar behavior when moderating for a game forum, where one person had multiple active accounts with hundreds or thousands of posts, just to shit on other people’s ideas if he did not like…

Yeah what part makes him an idiot? The owning and/or flying of a plane used for historical reenactments that happens to be the bad side for that war, or the fact that they performed an emergency landing the best they could to ensure nobody was hurt following the proper protocol for doing so?

Eh, enough of their stuff is *reasonably* sourced, unless it is a pure opinion post.

That’s my thinking. Asking me to buy GMG is a genie or monkey paw wish. It would happen, but you won’t be happy about the end result. I can think of a half dozen writers off the top of my head that would be fired immediately for clickbait, directly antagonizing the readers, general racism, being unfit to cover the…

It really depends. I cleaned bathrooms for 6 or 7 years and I can say without pause the women’s room was always miles worse.

Yeah. The premise of this article seems to be “Why doesn’t this fighting game with a guest character from and RPG make everything about the guest character and make a full fledged story for them?”

As did Injustice 1 and 2. And MK9 and MKX. They weren't perfect by any means but they are still entertaining and well designed. 

Alternatively you can make a scene over it without showing people. Just fake a phone call and loudly go “Hey dude! Weird thing happened just now. Someone AirDropped a picture of their tiny little dick onto my phone. No it isn’t a big deal, I had to zoom in to even figure out what it was.”