Actually this sort of back and forth of maybe this and maybe that and this piece and that piece and not knowing and taking days and days to figure things out lends credibility IMO. It shows they actually are trying to find the truth. There's an actual data based investigation going on.

I get suspicious when a…

"I Luh Ya PaPi"...

"But, again, it seems highly unlikely that anyone would be able to keep all 239 people on board from pulling out their cell phones and getting SOME sort of communication out."

For real. What is wrong with the people in these comments?

Team 7-month old Baby over Team Terrible 22-pound Cat Monster any day ALL day.

Excuse me, but what the fuck is up with all the people jumping down this dude's throat for kicking a cat WHILE IT WAS ATTEMPTING TO MURDER HIS BABY.

Apparently, it wasn't just a "scratch". The cat attacked the baby, and the baby needed medical attention. I am a crazy dog lady who worships her puglet, but I'm all for manhandling an animal to protect a baby. Seems like a natural response to me.

He's a fine actor, and he's unusual-looking (which is good for an actor—unusual faces are interesting), but he's not hunky by any means.

Is it really saying the same as no male co-workers? Really? It's not saying she can't write songs with men, have male musicians or collaborators, etc. He doesn't want her pretending to be with other men in a sexual way in videos. Kind of like how Brad Pitt no longer does sex scenes out of respect to Angelina. That…

What? Yes! A (very shortened) list of things my husband is not "allowed" to do:

Yes. For example, many wives do not let their husbands go to strip clubs.

That's quite a paragraph. You've got some pretty bitter notions about mixed marriages. It sounds like you have personal reasons for feeling the way you do. Let me ask you.. if you knew of a couple, white woman/black man, who were married in the long term, whose families were happy with their choice of spouse,…

Is anyone else getting kind of tired of this? 'Oh look, it's JLaw! And she's falling, just like a normal person! How relatable!' Meh.

Just like you imagine all that stuff is true, why not imagine this never happened?

Think of it as an opportunity for growth. As a Christian in America, you have, until now, been sheltered from careless or ignorant humor directed at your religion. For people of many other faiths, this is an everyday occurrence.

You're assuming way too much knowledge of your holidays. I and I'm sure a lot of other people had no idea that Ash Wednesday was coming up or even what it means. Beyond that, no one was making fun of Jesus the figure, but the article was making fun of the weird, white-washed, overly sexualized versions of him that are…