You forgot Legend. You sort of need to watch the director’s cut for the film to really gel, but come on...

they all look alike AYO

She’s too good, Disneyland wouldn’t want her. She’d be there ten minutes and uncover corruption and cotton candy price-fixing in the first ten minutes.

“9 year old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

You ever get the feeling these women want a return to the 1950s? Like, in some twisted way they think they won’t have to work, cam be SAHMs guilt-free, and letting a man be the head of the household a la Betty Draper is appealing to them?

Wow you’re a genius. An internet site that uses traffic for ad revenue. I wonder if TV knows about that?

“smelled like the troll ron knocked out in the bathroom on halloween first year”

lmao i know what you mean. in my life, i’ve known this josh, who was a gem of a human, another josh who is an awesome, overgrown frat bro type but not in the rapey douche way, and that’s about it for good joshes. i’ve also been sexually assaulted by a josh and had to be lab partners with a josh who looked and smelled…

I think this is the first Josh I’ve ever heard of that wasn’t a humongous ass, lol

Today is my second day with a menstrual cup and it is taking everything I have not to tell every woman of menstruating age I see the gospel. I have become what I despise.

Say Yes to Distress

Judge: “You want me to inconvenience several corporations because you’re worried about a jinx? Um, no.”

Dear Bride,

Pro Tip: Wear Condoms

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

To me, pancakes happen at a spiritual level.

lol @ “blogorati”

I'm not making fun of him for not getting laid. I'm making fun of him for writing about it in the New York Times.

Exhibit A+: