it's not really offensive though, to me. everyone i know calls their toddler "monkey" at some point. i would buy that shirt in one instant for my nieces and nephews.

So, I'm confused. Is straight dog marriage still cool or nah?

I'm gay & mostly Californian— where's my two spouses and a dog? I want my HUSBAND DOG.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

I'm sorry to disappoint, but this straight lady is already in a marriage with a dude and a dog.

As much as this story makes me cringe, I am deeply saddened at how lonely that woman must have felt that she needed to keep her mother's corpse to keep her company. She must have missed her so much.

I really like these clothes. I' often wish i had the care to put that kind of effort into how I look on a daily basis.

I like to think she carried him around in one of those babysling things when no one was around.

Prince and Kim were on my original list but I didn't have enough time to get to them! When it comes to Prince, I always wonder if his girlfriends have to make out with him in his velvet S&M bullfighter outfits. I couldn't do it. I think he's a very attractive man, but no. I would just be like "TAKE ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT…

I think my exact words were "haunted Sideshow Bob chia pet," to be fair.

I've got two:

I'm sorry

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????

This is the first 'frivolous' Jezebel post that I've absolutely loved. Well done. :)

Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila freaked me out more than him with Jessica Simpson. Oh Billy I've loved you since the mid 90s when I was an angsty teen listening to "Mellon Collie" and "Adore" in my three disc stereo system on shuffle, but the 2000s were not kind to you. You made some horrible decisions then.

COURTNEY STODDEN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Also:

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.