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The Guardian's new food critic:

And the video is being shot by Terry Richardson. Nobody betta say shit about her being a feminist. No ma'am. She is not.

Forgive me, but that dress is hideous in every way. Ill fitting, odd, extremely unflattering in fit, color, style... The make up and hair does nothing to help. Blech.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Some of them are Anita Ko.

I think we should introduce a law stating that all men 18-65 need to buy impregnation insurance. Get a women pregnant? Better have this insurance to cover their medical expenses and child welfare. So what if she said she was on the pill. You should have thought about that. So what if the condom broke. You should have

If you don't find that one sentence to be much of an argument, then keep reading. I'm not upset myself, and I don't think it matters whether he appears upset to you. This post is just not consistent with Jezebel's position on discussing other people's bodies, as a simple matter of fact. Just because I'm pointing that

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Agreed. The snark is absolutely unnecessary.

I didn't have to read the byline to guess Tracie Egan Morrissey wrote this. Seriously, if even the most despicable female celebrity gained 50 lbs, Jezebel wouldn't dream of mocking her for "eating her feelings." You're bad at this, Tracie.

Off topic somewhat:

Well, my kitten WAS napping. His one eye says it all.

"This is showing what it looks like when women sellsex... so much of it feels staged for men, not for our own pleasure."

I do think slut-shaming is an overused term now.

Northern Illinois appropriate loungewear = black leggings, thermal LS shirt, XL sweatshirt, Smartwool socks, slippers with an outdoor sole.

I am not wearing sneakers when I am lounging, guys.

WTF. Loungewear should be oversized and comfy not overpriced with tapered legs. Whoever wrote that column should really re-evaluate what it means to get down with a bowl of ice cream/chips&dip/EVEN A WHOLE COMBO MEAL FROM MCDONALDS! while watching Center Stage (because that's what you do in loungewear).

All of these "jokes" about a celebrity hair chart are starting to get me concerned... Should I be keeping one of my own?!

Will kitty hugs do?