I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

Team Landlord.

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.

What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with people? "Minor damages"? They basically ripped her house apart. The second you start putting holes in a wall, and not in the hooks-for-artwork way, you have gone beyond "minor damages." Grow up, you 20-something financial/fashion assholes.

Dolly: I love your story! It really brings to life the whole damn thing, the entirety of the event. I want to laugh, and cry, and give you big hugs in case your heart's still hurting.

Age: 21
Location: his bed, house by the river
Partner: boy
How it went down: I've always had a high sex drive but throughout my teens, had no desire to share sex with anyone else. I masturbated like a fiend, but never felt the attraction of doin' it with a partner. Then one day, I just wanted it. I happened to be single…

I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS REAL.

Holy crap, that was engrossing!

NOOO!!

Age: 23 (almost 24)

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Are you saying that all people lose and gain weight in different ways? And have different eating habits?!

I know a wonderful young woman who was fairly heavy. I only mention that as it is important for the information I'm sharing. All I ever saw her eat was spinach without any dressing. I worked with her and we often put in numerous long hours. Like clockwork breakfast and lunch were a small bowl of dry spinach. I…

Luv ya Gerry, but we all know who the most dashing man in Scotland is:

Let me tell you, if I can ever trick anyone into marrying me and that motherfucker came out of the woodwork, I'd be all "HELL NO I FINALLY FOUND LOVE" and then whip a sledgehammer out of my updo and start busting balls.

Suitland High School (PG County, MD), the year was 2000, I believe. There were a hand full of white students. I'm not white (Latina), but I can pass for a white person if you get me pale enough, give me a wig, and put me in a denim skirt (apparently).

Who wore it better?

SBNation killed it.
http://www.sbnation.com/college-footba…

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

And here we have the real problem... Well, along with the fact she believes women have no sexual desire (otherwise, the photos of her shirtless sons would be equally "tempting" for the girls...).