OH JESUS

New Link is cute as hell. I wanna, like, pet him, or something.

ANITA SKARSGÅRD

i want tim's permish to incorporate "god darn" into my vocab immediately

"Its like going to a concert you hate or have never heard of and telling everyone you are their number one fan, trying to get attention, or trying to impress other people."

I finally got rid of the last piece of Nintendo paraphernalia in my room earlier this week. Keep in mind, this used to be me:

Yup. Actually, it's pretty much the polar opposite of the feeling watching that GIF gives me.

Ugh, his "I just made a joke, NBD" hands-in-pockets hemming and hawing and muttering after the punchline just sent me into an actual fucking coma. Send help.

What do you mean by "fake"? I ask because I think you'll find it challenging to explain what you mean without coming across as an elitist with a random list of criteria for authenticity, which is kind of why I prefer nuking the term from orbit.

It's not literally just a sword, though. It has a prehensile piece of fabric that hangs off of it that is uses as a arm to take its own sheath off.

Don't forget the Pokemon that was literally a pile of garbage.

They should stop producing television news. Like, all of it. From embarrassingly misinformed content (this) to missing huge stories (the Texas filibuster), it just seems like this awful, irrelevant relic.

what

So far, the music at Re-Tail has gotta be what hits me the hardest. It always sorta makes me feel like crying, for whatever reason??? I think it's the xylophone that's getting to me, specifically. That's a xylophone, right? Weird.

So, SO psyched to hear this bullshit is finally ending! Here's a pretty great video explaining how bullshit this bullshit is:

you know why they call it the E3 180

Luke was joking.

I'm imagining they'd play kinda like the Ice Climbers, but with a Final Smash involving falling down a staircase.

Ahhh, found it! The difference between SMB3 here and there is... the number of lives?

Fun fact: men look at men's crotches FAR MORE than women do. eye gaze-tracking study from Nielsen Group: