A reminder to all Christians:

Even Jesus provided free booze at a wedding. Indeed, His mother *insisted*.

Everyone please check out this important update I stole from Twitter:

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

The scary bit of that story was wearing something from a thrift store without washing it first *shudder*

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

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“At the show’s intermission a woman started yelling about him being there. She was shouting and crying and seemed to be the only sane person there.”

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

Yeah, he was an awkward and nervous fellow. Makes Eeyore look like Tony Robbins. But the dude could bake is ass off.

Has there ever been an instance where something offensive, ignorant, and bigoted was put in the entire context and everyone was cool immediately thereafter?

every morning I get up and eat a plate of delicious men’s brains

As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.

Of course they rated the training highly. The company knew who was in that training and I bet those surveys weren’t anonymous.

I’m aware of Aguilera’s claim the song is about “self respect”, but that’s fucking delusional.

I don’t actually have a problem with them repeating challenges.  The world of baking, while vast, is finite, after all.  I’d rather see repeated challenges than a series of increasingly bizarre or needlessly difficult ones.

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Fuck...

these are the same people who lament not being able to “joke around anymore” because of metoo. how? how is that appropriate to bring to a freakin staff meeting? the ultimate fuck is up with these assholes? 

While it comes as no surprise that all these men are connected, these connections will hopefully (but probably not likely) serve as an explainer for the people who continue to ask why so many victims waited until Me Too was well underway to report sexual misconduct and abuse. Reporting alleged abusers to their…