What a perfect time for Betsy DeVos to be trying to make it harder to investigate and prosecute sexual harassment and assault on college campuses.

...as a professor myself, I am beyond disgusted by this. Shit happens at universities all the time, and too often, it gets swept under the rug. DeVos is working on making…

MARYLAND PLAYER: Officer, our coaches just murdered one of my teammates!

Plaintiff Erika and her friends went to the Michigan State University police department and reported the rape. The police told them that since she was an athlete, she had to report it to the athletic department. The detective explicitly told them that he was powerless to investigate anything that takes place to the…

Jesus how does this story keep getting worse????? 

They’re somehow all named John Barron.

Why the fuck wasn’t him taking money meant for small businesses given more traction? If the goddamned orchestras caught hell for it, why didn’t he? 

Two days after Donald Trump claimed that he “lost hundreds of friends” at the World Trade Center as a result of the 9/11 attack, his campaign continued to ignore a Daily Beast request that he name even one.

God...he’s such an orange piece of shit. It absolutely boggles my mind how the “hardcore base Americans” think he’s great, even while he pulls shit like this which is so so SO obviously anti-american.

Is this the high school picture of Marshawn Lynch that everyone is talking about?

Thoughts and whiskeyprayers.

Patricia being replaced by two small children in a trench coat pretending to be an adult person would be an improvement.

Oh god, they’re related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m part of this now.

If Patricia got replaced by a blogger in a hoodie the Lions would be no worse off.

It would be an absolute miracle!

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

Well someone doesn’t want a repeat of the Larry Nassar accusers telling their stories in court.

Does he have even the remotest idea that the verdant surface of that water may represent eutrophication caused by fertilizer runoff from the industrial farming his family seems to endorse without understanding?

I can no longer look at either of the older Trump sons without seeing this:

It was 4 PM. A lot of bagels are hard by that time or sold out entirely, especially if they’re less popular. 

The onion or garlic bagels probably weren't stale. Cinnamon raisin? Properly less popular. At least I hope so.