It’s not a trophy unless you can drink out of it. Otherwise it’s just a glorified paper weight. 

May Les only know shame, failure, and the inability to have his thirst quenched when he drinks liquids.

There was a random guy who kicked a 50-yarder in the CFL to win a million dollars. Emergency goalies who happen to be accountants, also used to play hockey at some level & still play goalie in rec leagues (that’s why they’re signed up as emergency backups). I’m pretty sure if Matt Bryant got hurt, some random dude who…

This could very well be indicative of a mini-stroke, and a warning that something much more severe could possibly be on the horizon, health-wise.

Years from now, the dictionary will play a video of this whenever someone searches for the #OnBrand hashtag. I love it.

For context, here is his full Montana speech

Yea, they’re trash human beings. This has been established. 

But, Eagles fans are generally so respectful and understanding, I just can’t believe this. 

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

No shit she’s not. I’ve never heard Michelle Obama use the word “lodestar” in my life. 

Giuliani in a diaper is the load in the diaper.

. . . and not ask for their version of it

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

Rudy would never wear a diaper. He just craps wherever and whenever he damn well pleases.

She may have refused to be by his side for whatever reason but I distinctly remember her giving an interview abiding by the talking point that his comments should be deemed ‘locker-room talk’ instead of taken seriously. She also went along with her husband birther lunacy against Obama. Make no mistake this one knows…

Definitely Lauren. Contrarian Yinzer Media shitheels don’t give as much of a damn about Pittsburgh sports front offices as her. She’s already grossly overestimated the relative size of the Pittsburgh market to make the Pirates look like the Dollar Bill Wirtz-era Blackhawks, and phrased it in the most condescending New…

We also would have accepted

My proposal: one set, but with one of these giant novelty balls:

This is such a good burn.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.