I don’t think this woman realizes that all this “wonderful” behavior she is praising Larry Nassar for is exactly the same behavior that every sexual predator uses to groom their victims.

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

Bcause what he really means is "he doesn't like brown people" 

“Sessions isn’t a capable defender of the president on television”
That isn’t the Attorney General’s job, but it does illustrate Trump’s view of it.

Fuck them. I just bought the domain names, .com and .org. I needed something fun to do this weekend, and now I have a project.

Maybe the good State of Mississippi could claim eminent domain and preserve this as a monument to the horrific suffering of the Tills and the birth of The Civil Rights Movement?

In-N-Out is garbage. Their fries are horrible. And their burgers suck. Don’t give me any of that “Animal Style” nonsense. Don’t tell me I “didn’t order it right.” I ordered it right. I ordered it from the menu. That’s how it works. If there’s a better way for the food to be prepared, it should be on the menu. I…

Bill is invited I’m really happy about that. I remember for one of his birthdays she sang for him and he got to put his head on her magnificent boobs. He looked like he would have died a happy man right there. I’m sure she smelled like Beautiful or Tresor (my two favorite g-moms go to smell nice).

This schedule is bananas!!! Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life and he’s on the JV team of gasbags speaking. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get 9 & 5 minutes to speak? Puh-leeze!! This thing could last a couple of days.

In-N-Out has and will always be garbage. The novelty of fresh potatoes being cut right there is just aesthetic, they taste like nothing. It’s all bland and boring. If I am going to eat shit food I am going all the way. 

I had In-and-Out for the first time when I was in California a month ago. I found it to be aggressively average.

Sadder? This is a significantly better turnout than I was expecting. She's safe and an abuser is dead.

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

His shirt even says I LOVE YOU EL PASO. The entire state should be swooning. 

It also shows how very little Ted Cruz knows or cares about Texas culture. El Paso is such a Spanglish town, it doesn’t matter what color you are. Most of my white friends from there have a Hispanic sounding nickname if it’s at all possible to derive from their name. 

Beto, no need to come up with an excuse. Just admit-I’m creeped out to be stuck in a room with Ted Cruz for any length of time whatsoever. The people of Texas, nay these entire United States will understand and support you. I certainly can empathize.

Really, when you’re running against Ted Cruz, who looks like a snowman who has somehow survived into summer and is now regretting his longevity, you really profit by the comparison in the looks department. I am sure Beto is plenty hot on his own, but he’s absorbing bonus point for simply not looking at all like his…

In common surfer parlance he would be labeled a kook. However, we’re an insular community comprised of assholes who hate each other. So make of that what you will. 

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