Didn’t she also use wine labels to wallpaper a kitchen for a couple that doesn’t drink?

I originally saw it on The Daily Show’s FB page, and thought it was a joke. I should have known better.

This comment took me on a wonderful journey, and I thank you for that.

I spent much of the morning crying about Chris Cornell. The same will not be said about this man.

I’m in NYC and will be attending the one here. I was surprised and proud to see how many marches are happening upstate.

To quote my cousin, “He looks like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, when he’s changing from Jeff Goldblum into the fly.”

FYI, there’s also an extension that changes his name to one of the many Jezebel descriptors. It makes every article about him somewhat enjoyable.

I completely forgot he was running until I saw his ridiculous commercial that kind of made it sound like he was responsible for 9/11, Hurricane Irene, and Superstorm Sandy.

It begins.

You’re awesome.

For most of the day, I alternated between crying and chugging Pepto Bismol. I also had a panic attack in the CVS parking lot when I was buying said Pepto. My anxiety has been at a higher level than it had been in a very long time.

This is what did it. I’ve been on the verge of tears reading these stories, and yours is the one that caused the tears to spill over. Thank you for sharing.

Sia is covering Satisfied. Ashanti and Ja Rule cover Helpless.

I have often said I hope she’s getting hazard pay. I really hope NBC sends her on a nice, long vacation starting 11/9.

I’m just surprised Trump didn’t call her that during one of the debates.

When will this fever dream end?

Unless they’re Giants fans like me. 😐

Try the cancellation line too if you have a free day. I think the line has died down a bit since most of the OBC left.