Tell me again how you're the victim.

Calling it now: Netflix vs Sex in the final. Netflix taking the crown.

My freshman year at UAlbany was their first year as a D1 school. To see them go from getting destroyed by Syracuse to making the tournament several times is pretty crazy. GO DANES!!

Better than those "I'm sorry if you were offended" apologies.

Or even the Schwartz.

I wish I could go back to five minutes ago, when I didn't know either of these people existed.

This guy deserves a raise.

I agree. On the hierarchy of horrible shit, jerk in off in a porno theater is pretty low.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in an X rated movie theater, and the principal from Ferris Bueler was busted for child pornography. Not sure about Alf though...

Wait...what did ALF do???

I think blindfolded is the only way I *could* bungee jump.

In my life, I've had two- TWO- men say "mi lady" to me unironically. It was like a caricature come to life.

Oh, Charlie, the movie is going to be a disaster no matter what.

I made the mistake of showing him your comment. I may never hear the end of it.

He must be stopped.

"There's a lot of white wine involved in this." -my husband

Oooooh yay!

I just want Hogwarts, a History.

"What's a Friday?" is right up there with "I sell monogrammed thermoses."