Husband and I are heading to a Halloween party, and I'm so freaking excited! We are going as Rockabilly Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein- got our makeup professionally done and everything. This is the bestest time of year!

My apt in the Bronx was flooded, and some family who live Upstate lost everything (not to mention the horrific floods in other areas). I get rage when I hear people make light of Irene.

It doesn't help that the cat's eyes are just screaming, "HELP ME."

My wedding anniversary is in a week and a half. I'm so using this.

I have no podcast suggestions, but I cackled for a solid two minutes over that picture.

Did Obama just make George Bush sound reasonable in comparison to Romney?

Finally someone said it!

Just treat yo self!

Here you go.

I'm still hoping she'll write Hogwarts, a History.

It depends on your birth control. I did that on Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo when I realized my period would coincide with my wedding/honeymoon, and it was horrible. I wound up having a month long period with the worst cramps and crazy mood swings. I found out later you are not supposed to try to skip your period on the…

OMG! I just want to nom on baby Maxwell's arms!

That would have been AWESOME!

That would have been even better!

Exactly!

Haha! That pretty much sums it up.

Clearly all that premarital sex made her so delusional, she's talking to inanimate objects.

Lindy, I heart you forever for using a Wet Hot American Summer gif.

I don't know how I missed that!

I'm going to go with the second one.