Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Us? No. Me? Yes. 

Will Power will always be the # 1 racing name for me.

Is “DZ NUTS” taken? BRB, moving to Maine.

• If you really burn through cat litter, says floongle, you might want to buy it in bulk as “horse bedding.”

Once owned and drove an Eldo with this same drivetrain. Even stock it would twist the front, smoke the tires off, and wreak havoc on the CV joints when you mashed it (repeatedly like I did), so I can only imagine the insanity this hot-rodded example would bring bolted into an Interga. That said, I’d love to drive it.…

The gritty Killer Klowns From Outer Space sequel really took a turn I wasn’t expecting.

He would gas in 20 seconds.

The greatest QB of all-time is Steve McNair. He got Jeff Fisher to a Super Bowl.

Yeah, his weakness is he can’t save everyone. There’s a great Hitman issue that really goes into this.

That’s absolutely true, but they belong to an often shady “brotherhood” that frequently places generating revenue above the health and safety of the public, and maintains a culture that shields its worst members of any repercussions from their bad acts, regardless of the severity (up to and including murdering…

Sure, why not?  We might as well just use the Doors for all units of measurement.  Jim Morrison was 5'11" and around 150 pounds.  So now, anyone who is 5'11" and around 150 pounds is now “one Door”.

Dorito Salsa Verde is actually the best convenience store chip.

jalapeno ones are better

If any of those Raptors are still available I’ll swing by with a cashier’s check this week.

The X-gene.

Retired lawman becomes coach of minor-league team; still solves crimes as team travels for away games.

I was the good connect in my dorm. :-)

So, tell us: what was the coolest thing to have at your dorm?

Weed