If you haven't been to a Sheetz; it is not possible to comprehend the greatness of Sheetz.

It depends how much you hate your road companions. In some cases it would be hard to beat Taco Bell.

I would say it was the streetlight pole but not a telephone pole.

I was in a bad neighborhood in Cleveland about 4 years ago and a Malibu Maxx was encroaching from behind at about 70 mph while I was stopped at a red light. I saw it in my rearview and thought "we are going to die." At the last second, they swerved around us into the oncoming lanes and through the intersection…

Geeze Louise... There was one comment when I started looking for the picture that I liked and boy was I late to the game after that.

Lincoln Continental covertible. It is the size and low profile that does it for me.

Pepto saleman of the year prize is a little better in the United Arab Emerites.

I think he should fire his lawer and pay us.. I mean.. pay the dealer another $10K because his car is famous now.

You can't buy class.

I know I am way late on this but I am going to have to go with the Liberator Pistol designed and built by GM. They built 1,000,000 in three months during WWII.

According to my son, Corvettes make you lose your hair.

One that starts when you need it.

@GTRbrian: Johnny O'Connell will be interested to know that Flowery Branch Georgia has been annexed by Europe.

@Chris Racklyeft: Never was into car racing until I randomly clicked over to Speed for the last 10 minutes of Sebring back in 2007. I was hooked.

@fullcircle: Are you suggesting that is not white trashy?

Has this one been suggested?

Think they will offer a stage 3 (or whatever) kit to bump the power up to the 300hp range? Like the Solstice Turbo did.

@KeyserSöze:

Does the internet work like a phone book? Because I just registered AAA1carwraps.com. It kind of looks like Craig's List but with a lot more animated gifs to entice customers.

@moetop: At the end of that shot he apears to relieve himself.