Uhh... HELLO!What you just described is THE FUTURE!

Did you miss the quotations?

It's always been clear that funding a project on Kickstarter is more donation than investment—there's no financial return, and no legal recourse if someone takes your money and runs—but we've never seen anything on this scale before. Without that Kickstarter money, Oculus might have not been able to attract any of the…

These people have never tried a physical simulator. Why would they doubt it? Would you? I don't think that, if they took you into that setup, you would doubt it for a second. Who the hell would think they are being taken out of the simulator and into a real street? It just doesn't make sense.

I'm also loving the armor + shorts and flip-flops combo. Business on top, party on the bottom.

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

They did this much more recently, because I remember similar promotions, and I'm only 21.

My local place does things the other way. Brand new coupon - 17 year old Pizza.

HL2 was only 2/3rds of a game? Wow, that's crazy. I can't imagine how it could have been better.

To the fuck that changed this:

"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

The time of zombies is over.

Okay I went in there not expecting much, I admit.

I see... the Declaration of Independence?!

Kotaku: The Gamer's Guide

Seriously, reporting on stretchy, thin condoms?

Even if "fake" I still get bad vibes, and a in-grained urge to disarm them, when they pose and aim their guns at me.
Guns should be aimed at the ground, period. If not in a controlled photo shoot..

I don't understand any of these and I don't care. I love them anyway