I apologize for being overly literal, but are you serious about storing the kale in the tzatziki?

I know one of last year’s 5 “Dagger”s! I feel famous.

THIS. There is one other of me, thank god, and nearly the same age, so I have some small amount of plausible deniability. But damn, it is embarrassing to google myself.

I know an MMF triad to whom this happened. My friend is happily married to one man and they’ve shared their lives with a “permanent” boyfriend/partner since before the marriage. The pregnancy was unplanned but not unwanted, and I think they all just sort of assumed that the husband was the father (none of them really…

I totally want to vote for him now. And think of the campaign slogan:

Anyone with kids who has one of these is inevitably going to open the garage door some morning to find two dozen pallets of Bounty paper towels blocking the driveway.

How about, when you arrive late and get to your seat, you should, you know, sit the fuck down?

We didn't stick around with the broadcast after they went to commercial, so we didn't hear that apology — how sincere did it sound? (Although I think you mean "sabotage." ;)

Oh, that's good to know (and much more sensible!). I don't think I know anyone who's actually stayed here for more than 12 years — I certainly hope I won't!

I did not realize that this many ducks had ever existed since the beginning of the Universe.

Here in Arizona, your driver's license is good until age 65. There is no mandate to get the photo updated at any particular time. Now, while I'd really like to think I will look exactly the same close to 50 years later...

It is not that "most men don't wear makeup so this is not how they usually look." That is a fair statement, but it is completely beside the point. The point that you are completely missing. This kid DOES wear makeup, so it IS how he usually looks.

Thank you for a reasoned reply that was also a little more polite than you might have read my comment. And to be fair to you, I do understand what (I think) you meant to say. It's true there is a limit to what can be taught about anything in the timeframe we have available to teach (and learn) it.

By this logic, I guess we should spend half again as much time teaching the Trail of Tears as we do, say, WWII? After all, WWII only took about 6 years.

I would watch the shit out of Johnny Weir doing fashion commentary at any event, especially if it was an episode of Bassmasters. That's got "stuff of legends" written all over it!

God I hate this fucking state. I want to go home.

I am good friends with exactly this person. I call it "All of the pussy, none of the problems." He laughs (and agrees).

Please don't take this the wrong way, and I do see your photo, and you are a lovely woman, but... exactly how large is your head that TWO DUCKS fit on it?!

What is "YMCA" in Turkish?

Can we please get the science right in the headline? For men, X does indeed come exclusively from the mother, but chromosome 8 most certainly does not.