I am good friends with exactly this person. I call it "All of the pussy, none of the problems." He laughs (and agrees).

Please don't take this the wrong way, and I do see your photo, and you are a lovely woman, but... exactly how large is your head that TWO DUCKS fit on it?!

What is "YMCA" in Turkish?

Can we please get the science right in the headline? For men, X does indeed come exclusively from the mother, but chromosome 8 most certainly does not.

Coats. I have an enormous collection of fabulous vintage coats. Mostly cashmere and velvet. Knee length minimum, some to the ankle, and all to die for.

On what planet would Justin Beiber use "you're" correctly? 'Cause there's no chance in hell it's this one.

You misspelled EL PASO 3 times. God, what a hole.

You forgot my GA show "favorite" — Enormous Drunk Sweaty Guy Whose Revolting Armpit I'm Stuffed Into. Ugh!

I owned a bathing suit almost exactly like that in the early to mid 90's!

Hang tough, I read it the same way. :)

Modesto is paradise next to Fresno, but I think Stockton leaves them both in the dust.

Is it really? Because of the blood flow increase? That's actually pretty cool. :)

Please confirm that your phrasing above (in re: ornaments and turds) is in REVERSE chronological order...! :o

Well, the argument is "We don't want to pay for something that goes against our beliefs." On the one hand, that seems fair enough. BUT. Sex out-of-wedlock is also against Catholic doctrine. So there is a logical inconsistency in their stance.

I really wish someone (on any end of the political spectrum) would launch a test case by trying to implement a "married men only" stipulation for Viagra coverage.

" You are essentially saying the church should apply it policies based on marital status ie viagra for married men and women and no bc for all."

Holy shit LOL, does anyone in the band know about this? They're friends of mine and I will totally be telling them. Awesome.

Yes, and now I am totally jonesing to see JW skating around in that absurd helmet.

WHAT IS THIS MC HAMMER BIRD? TELL ME I MUST KNOW.