I actually love Manara, but I would only hire him if I wanted a hot chick with freckles who can't find her pants. "Ooops! If I'd known you were coming I would have looked before!"

Dude, Rob Liefeld continues to get work. The world is a mysterious place.

I don't know, I'm going to push back here. Debate in Classics has been really heavily informed by hetero-normative pressure in our society and (particularly) British society: there was an influential book published in like the late 70s in the UK arguing that all instances of older man/younger man (boy) gay sex in…

Cool.

Agreed; it's the only rational explanation. Those were their last months on earth before their souls were plunged into the icy, inwardly-scythe-toothéd maw of Cthulu. They had to be allowed some cheap chrysanthemum arrangements.

It's decidedly not a beauty pageant but more an "all-around miss wonderful" thing. A girl at your school who's not particularly attractive but had great grades, was President of Student Government, and started an NGO for Malaysian runaways could win. In practice the Homecoming King/Queen thing is only important at…

Dag.

Hey now, some of us narcotics abusers have PTSD! (and are clean anyway.)

Go fuck yourself with a nopal cactus paddle—

My sister has almost-waist-length and it's redonk thick, but she's started feeling like it's a separate entity from her, that it's "novelty hair." Like people see her and they're like "ooooh the hairrrr." But go for it, it looks good. Or else pixie. Don't fuck around. I got...shit, I kind of self-trimmed my pixie into…

Nudnik! LOL. I appreciate your continued willingness to converse. I just happened to know it was more than 20% off the top of my head and so, since I was headed to bed, I left it like that. It's true. I'm dubious about your cavalier attitude towards the truth when it comes to your statements and your rigid devotion to…

OK, how about passage of the Violence Against Women Act and the reduction in domestic violence. Over 20% reduction since the bill was passed. Straightforward, no baffling definitional factors.

KICKING IT SOUTHERN STYLE!

The fact that you were lying was extremely relevant insofar as you were making the specific points:

Wait, you just admitted you were, in actual fact, lying; whence the irritation? I can certainly understand being peeved if you were accused of lying when you were telling God's honest truth...

"duluth model nazis"

Dude no. NO NO NO. Once in college I boxed my BF's ears, jokingly, not understanding that that hurts like a bitch. I mean, I gathered that it hurt from reading Dickens, but I didn't think I had done it hard! Clearly I hurt him though, because we were both fucked up wasted on heroin and malt liquor so: a) my judgment…

No, you goddamn don't. If you're a dumb drunk in a barfight and you bitchslap the world's scrawniest, toughest little redneck, made of bone and gristle and—unfortunately for, as most are—Damascene steel that can bend like a stalk of bamboo but slit a silk scaft in twain, and he feeds you all your teeth and shuts your…

Sorry, albatross_Y. Those times counted.

When my sister was 19 she stayed in Rome for 6 months with some fellow students in a jewelry-making course (they were also in college in the states, she wasn't.) One day it came up that one of her roommates, who was from...now I betray my bi-coastal ignorance, having forgotten, but let's say Michigan—a state bordering…