Ah, fuck no. I buzz cut my hair to 1/2 inch and wore combat boots every day for a while when I lived in NYC (and often dresses, admittedly) and I got hassled ALL THE TIME. There isn't a "right way to dress" that will fix this, that other people are doing wrong. My record was 15 different comments from different guys…

I'm like that too, but it turns out I also have a wicked tolerance for heroin, so, like, I don't recommend that.

I was being sarcastic about your inability to comprehend the cruel double-standard under which shooting gay people just for being gay is considered bad, while shooting Canadians for the crime of being Canadian is considered humorous. Black people are meant to represent gay people in the analogy, while Canadian people…

And why do people take it so hard when you talk about black people you know being enslaved and then sold to various other friends, but they laugh when you joke about Canadian people being reduced to the status of Helots in Ancient Sparta and ruled over by the mighty warrior race of white Americans, whose physical…

You've been killed for being white? OMG, sympathies, dude, seriously. And thanks for coming back to comment on Kotaku; a lot of souls who've cast off this earthly coil move on to...uh...different things, I think I speak for everyone in saying we appreciate the commitment.

"Speaking in absolutes is never a tenable position."

Minor correction dude; you typed "reflected" where you mean to say "jerked off."

Yep, fatally shooting someone in a 7-11 stick-up that went bad because you're bone-stupid and high on meth, and the lynching of Emmet Till, are thisclose on any sane moral metric. Fuck any PC pussies who can't see the self-evident ethics there. I could not agree more. Unless someone were to point a tank-mounted .50…

So true. The animal inside you can't spell or form coherent strings of logic, for example, and that wolf won't neva b tame3d!

Nah, Sidwell has normal Proms. Not all ages but Junior/Senior IIRC. —a neighbor/competitior National Cathedral School for Girls alumna.

"No way! Science is also my jam!" Said in evil robot voice from Lego movie.

All of this is totally right on, but it's still kind of problematic to exhort everyone to study abroad for the humbling, life-changing experience. I never really realized this because of my wealthy family background and Columbia-going-self until I heard it from someone else. I have an incredibly smart, funny, amazing…

I thought you were going to be named "The Shadout Mapes." That would have been sweet, dude. I'm married, but I would find that sexy in a guy. I guess you'd go by "Shad" or something, "The" is a little boring.

He got his PhD in Paleontology from Hanna Barbera.

Wow, it's like you think your potential sexual partners have interior lives, their own desires, and agency. You are freaking me the fuck out.

A chick from far away wishes you good luck, dude.

He said he was 5'9"; other places put it at 5'7", just my pop's height. My mom was smoking hot as a young woman (and still a babe today!), and my ten-years-younger step-mom too—short is not a barrier to dating success if you're a cool, interesting person people want to be around. This guy was straight-up good looking,…

SECONDED: MY ASS

Context: after white Americans forced all the Seminoles to move to Oklahoma on the genocidal march known as the Trail of Tears, they adopted different cultural symbols and practices more attuned to their new physical location, so the mascot itself is not a crazy-ass idea.

Seems a little cold to say "y'all aren't from here" after making them march on the Trail of Tears, doesn't it? It's not like they moved to Oklahoma on purpose, for God's sake.