You type in "I'm not going to just sift through here looking for the photo of the hottest chicks I can find, look at their bikini photos for a long time, and then bitch about their profiles." Or maybe there's some command/control thing by which you could just perform the action without typing it, I don't know. Perhaps…

Fuck that, it's full on Scientific Railgun Onee-sama for me or nothing. BOW DOWN, YOUNGER SIBLINGS.

Yes, they are like unto two peas in a pod, and that's why having John Roberts as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, backed up by D-list Scalia Alito, is having just the same impact on our rights to vote freely and fairly, and to our bodily autonomy (and fucking on and on) as getting young, ass-kicking, left-leaning…

Well played.

Except where CIA agents were posing as Pakistani health workers in order to find OBL's compound. Thanks, Obama! Only, I actually mean it this time! (Perhaps, 'thanks, the United States of America' would go better here.)

YES! Tasteless Deadspin jokes FTW. I should come read this site more often. +1

I know, tiny red crabs! Soooo good!

Ack, I didn't append the *comment about the bluff. We live at the top of a bluff with oyster beds at the bottom, so we can get them right away.

Raw oysters from the South Carolina/GA Low Country are delicious (we only eat them at all in winter, and nowadays only in the middle of winter. I've got to say I'm suspicious of this "shipping seafood all over the world" thing. However, there is something to be said for the oyster roast. Build a fire between two long…

Slytherin 4life

Just bust it out during the day! I must admit that I have horribly, tragically lost a couple of things (several, OK) that now I'm like "fuck you, 23-year-old me! Never take off rings to wash your hands!!!" (So, never take off rings to wash your hands EVER.) But on the whole, the key with that enviable art deco…

Since my opinions are paramount, I'll just tell everyone that I don't think you should even brown the meat much; at that stage you add the milk, let it cook 15 minutes or so, and then either the white wine or the mixture of white wine and really thick beef stock God intended. Red wine's tannins overwhelm the delicate…

You drink iced tea out of them!

I believe Whitney Houston called them "doodey bubbles" in a disturbing part of her biopic/epic interview/reality TV travesty something, and explained that Bobby Brown would pick them out of her butt for her, on account of the thoughtful. Which, to be fair to the man, that's some quality fucking thoughtful right there.

I'm sorry that you suffered a deprived childhood like that. No, seriously, I am aware that this is a super-old timey rural name for...um...corn dodgers (hush puppies to my mind have much thicker batter, fewer if any corn kernels, and are always deep fried rather than shallow-pan fried in a skillet after the fish has…

SO MANY STARS

Mmmm, that does sound good. We grow peppers too, and we eat them with fresh creamed corn (whenever I say this people look at me like a rat died on their plate and I'm like "it's not my fault your mom served you nasty corn out of a can!) but I don't remember trying them in corn dodgers, partly because they're a…

Well, that's for shit sure. It appears to have frozen corn too, and unless you froze the corn yourself—after growing it—in a big old chest freezer (or your Aunt Ernestine did so on your behalf) you ain't putting any frozen corn in there, no. Then again, the south is part of America, people have started to get gluten…

Dammit this article is rank bullshit. In South Carolina we have these made of cornmeal with fresh raw corn off the cob in summertime with fried fish, like sheepshead or whatever, or else if we were having a crab and shrimp boil but it was the best damn crab boil in the world and they are called CORN DODGERS…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This is why this Jezebel reader turns to Deadspin for hard-hitting comments that will cause me to be tormented in the afterlife. Hole in 1.