As soon as I saw the bullet point "Its driver wasn't injured" - I thought, Damn.

I hate this. I hate it so damn much.

All of a sudden I don't want one of these anymore.

Actually, I'll go ahead and disclose this. I've actually been in this situation. Without giving any details, I had a friend years ago who I knew pretty well, and he went and did something stupid like this, and got hurt. And everyone in his family and some of his other friends tried to act like what had happened to…

What? It's a horse sniffing its own fart. What more do you want?

Cant wait for the first Falcon Heavy launch.

Real life:

Yeah, you sure as shit don't get into that sport to drive like grandma.

The moment he knows he's tipping:

/the word "sexual activity"

Reminds me of Future Cop LAPD

the day we legalize it, we'll solve so many different issues at hand. our politicians should be required to smoke it on a daily basis.

Obama June 2012 "I saved Detroit."

Valentine: "Dude, where's your truck? Where's your truck, dude?"

It looks good, I'd still take one of these.

How the hell is Undocumented Immigrants a "Person of the Year". What a friggin joke.

No statics tips? That's quite a shame.