North Dakota is an actual place? I thought it was just a rumor. Like Atlantis or something.

I too can read braille with my penis.

Well at least I still have my "books". *penis falls off* "It's not fair! There was time now! There was time..."

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

Obviously everyone is gonna choose zoo tycoon. Right?

Except that FPS isn't even close to a good simulation of the real world. For example, we can move just our eyes to increase our field of vision without even moving our head. And we can move our heads to greatly increase our field of vision without changing our aim. Because of this, I actually think that third person…

Remember when Xbox 360 faceplates were a thing?

Reminds me of those delicious cookies that have jam in the center. Mmmmmm. And the two pads on the controller look vaguely like oreos :O. Ok maybe I'm just hungry for cookies.

Yea me neither. Luke is drunk.

As soon as I saw it I did not think PS4...

What is this? An Xbox for ants?

Another NSA joke?

My Wii U library consist of...

Bayonetta 2

If I get to buy a Wii U Wonderful 101 is definitely a must have. But that's a big IF...

Hey Nintendo, I've got a crazy idea, just hear me out :

Forgot the link.

You could lean and peek over cover in Killzone 2's campaign mode, and they did it quite well.