YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

Got to feel for MangaGamer, they literally did nothing wrong and were just the victims of a spiteful and malicious manchild. People like Reis will always exist so it’s up to companies to make sure they have no place to go, no avenue to profit from without more risk of exposing themselves.

I hate to say it but with…

The simplicity of getting around the problem with outside software has absolutely zero bearing on the quality of the port - It’s still a problem for something (remapping buttons) that should be trivial to work properly on a port in 2016. Is it too much to ask that a port get more than a “it booted up on Windows…

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

One of these days, a swatting story is going to end in death. And it makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Fuck the people who do this shit.

That has definitely been my concern with Federation Force as soon as it was announced... after the critical flop of Other:M I think that Nintendo isn’t confident in Samus and Metroid, so I worry that this game is meant to be a sort of “test” to see if the franchise still has legs. And if it doesn’t sell, it could mean…

I think this is going to be a damned if you do/don’t situation.

I’m going to give it a chance but I won’t be shocked if I’m massively disappointed by this game and the art style has very little to do with my concerns about it (ultimately that it will flop hard and Nintendo will say “GEE I GUESS PEOPLE DON’T LIKE METROID ANYMORE HERP”). Hopefully the NX will see a…

That’s an understandable need to have a change of pace to stop from completely burning out on something you are passionate about.

but theres 0 depth to melee, its nothing but foxco, ice climbers, and shiek literally every match, exploiting the same unintentional techniques looking for the first person to over commit or make an error.

No, they’re not hipsters. They just refuse to play a newer game that has far more competitively viable characters to play as. They’d have to learn more strategies instead of just knowing what to against a Fox player.

Somebody has to explain to me why is it that while other fighting game fanbases move on to each new adaptation and learn to adapt and how to play the new game, Melee players refuse and EVO finds it perfectly ok to cater to them.

People who insist on continuing to play Melee are like hipsters who insist on using typewriters. Oh you have to use whiteout instead of backspace and there’s no copy/paste? Sounds broken to me.

This game is going to be the next Duke Nukem Forever. It will be stuck in development hell for years and when it finally comes out it will be behind the current technology and no one will care any more.

It’s not the lurid focus on the jiggling: it’s how completely physiologically inaccurate they are. At least in the old games, there was a degree of understanding of how breasts actually move:

This is an excellent piece. It is exactly this type of situation that I take for granted as a harmless and safe (and fun!) exercise that just isn’t those things for (usually) black men. Imagine the absurdity of a cop pointing a gun at you demanding to know what you are doing and responding, “I’m just tying to catch a…

I don’t think the point is “this is a Pokemon Go specific thing” but rather “oh, look, yet another thing for POC to worry about doing in public”.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.