Listen, my rock is comfortable and warm; I rarely come out from under it.

Yeah, I'm pretty disappointed that Strike was singular and not plural. We just got a strike in a free content update.. I was hoping for three or more again

Fuck, man I remember playing the alpha thinking we’re gonna get to see so many places on earth, AND have moon, mars, saturn places to go? this game is gonna be so big!

Remember when we all played the beta and thought “Surely there has to be more to Earth than just Old Russia... right?”

It’s only hard if you don’t level up and try to beat the game on your first playthrough.

“This is their exit strategy for Saints Row’s ever increasing insanity.... Giving them a new context to be able to tone it down a little.”

Remember when satire was a form of humor, and not just a cheap excuse that assholes use when they’re called out for being assholes?

Yes, you are living inside an alien’s snow globe.

Is Stephen actually Elon Musk? Or is he just an alien of the same species as Elon Musk and they’re traipsing about in our sim-world for their own amusement? Are these aliens the long-rumored “lizard people” from the conspiracy theories? Is Stephen part of the Illuminati? Oh God, I’m not real! None of us are!…

Nice try, Stephen. But this is clearly a fake article to cover up your very real article about beating women in video games being rape.

His Skyrim video is one of the great youtube videos of all time.

This joke was also in Super Star or Super Star Ultra I believe. So joke and reference!

I love everything about this reply, and agree whole-heartedly. The fanatics are single-handedly destroying the reputation of the medium they are fanatic about. Brilliant.

I see what you’re saying, and I do try to extend empathy where possible, but I don’t need to use my imagination to think back and be fairly certain that my teenage self would have been similarly revolted. We’re talking death threats and SWATting here, and I’d actually be really hesitant to blanket all of this behavior…

Most of the time I can at least see the other side of these arguments, but I just can’t with the bullshit reputation Kotaku has gotten in many circles of the internet. Of ALL SITES, the internet has decided it’s Kotaku that has broken the, “code of video game journalism” for some bizarre reason. I like the reviews…

This exact thing happened with Destiny and Jason. Jason reports something, subreddit thinks he’s lying, he ends up being right. It’s hilarious

These idiots think Kotaku is always wrong because they disagree with kotaku’s opinion pieces. Don’t even bother trying to point out how dumb that is.

Another side of unwarranted bullshit Kotaku has to shovel through is the guilt-by-association flak it’s getting by being under the Gawker Media umbrella over this whole Peter Thiel thing. It felt absolutely fucking surreal to find myself defending Kotaku at a family dinner.

I always see someone say “kotaku is always wrong” in threads about Kotaku news, but ever since i’ve known of the site i don’t think i’ve ever seen you guys be wrong. not that you guys are always perfect but everytime i hear about news/rumors on other sites i wait to see if Kotaku says anything about it before i begin…