They really need to permanently separate weapon PvE attributes from PvP attributes. They keep bouncing back and forth between these stupid buffs and nerfs, undoing and redoing things a half-dozen times trying to make everyone happy, and it’s simply never going to happen. PvE players WANT to feel massively overpowered…

Racism check. Roll 2d6.

But if you hold of on actual news to maintain a relationship, you’re just an arm of their public relations department and not a journalist.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Right. That’s why stories about someone ending all galactic life are so boring. Mass Effect is compelling because of its character relationships, not because of the damn Reapers.

It's not like he wouldn't be open to it. I mean, he's already friends with Squirrel Girl.

I’ve been simultaneously playing this, Trails SC, Xenoblade Chronicles X, and now Fallout 4, because who needs a social life?

No, that’s you.

You know what is awesome? Not putting a spoiler on the MAIN PAGE where it is impossible to avoid:

Well, a high-priced acquisition of a one-note developer... no way this could blow up in their faces!

“Hah hah. Nice. What a tool.”

Get the PC (Steam/GoG) version:

FWIW, it’s unlikely that XSEED would go under because of SC — they’re in a way stronger financial position now than they were back in 2011, thanks to sales of Ys on PC and, uh, Senran Kagura.

No idea if you’re familiar with the game’s lore, but just in case: in the Trails games, Aidios is a goddess people worship in church. :p

I’m gonna bookmark this article and post it every single time some douchebag dares to claim that localizing JRPGs is easy.

Ah, you missed out on Dragon Age 2’s entire sarcastic dialogue path then.

I also don’t remember Bioware ever having Shepard “Hate Newspaper” either.

But eh, it’s a Bethesda game, nobody is playing it for the writing.

And if they are, *shudders*

Your character could always have a personality in Fallout.

The one you decided they should have.

Now you’re Commander 111, and this is my favorite town in the Commonwealth.