I do this regularly. Bring a warm coat, preferably of something compressible like down or one of the down-like fillings. Don't put it in your carry-on, just carry it; you can stuff it into an overhead bin after folks have put luggage up there - there's usually at least an inch or two of space and that's all you need.…

I like that the tag on this is Expensive Shit because it's a costly item, but this milkshake will also literally produce expensive shit.

I had my kid at 39 because it took a long time for Mr. Wonderful and I to find each other. When I meet younger moms I tell them they are lucky to be so young because motherhood is exhausting and you do not have the same energy levels in your late 30's and early 40's as you had in your 20's. I was so exhausted by…

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

Racial Epitaph:

It turns out he was saying cereal this whole time.

(I misunderstood)

I didn't go to preschool. I went to public school my whole life, and my high school was kind of getho. I graduated magna cum laude from a great undergrad university, have a great resume for my age, aced my GMATs and can now get into pretty much any MBA program I want. I'm not bragging, I did well because I had great…

I want to get pearl clutchy about this. I really do. But as soon as the kid playing Tio whizzed by, I legit almost pissed my pants laughing.

I'm calling bullshit on this entire article. Half of this stuff is just outright wrong.